Glad you liked the song, Daphs, but it's actually Pansy who wrote the lyrics, and together we've just been mucking about trying to find a tune that works well. I didn't think we'd hit it yet, but if you had it stuck in your head maybe it's coming along better than I thought.

Might've been a sixth or seventh year who nicked the cake. I don't think they were too pleased with us for taking over the common room for such a long time. Probably you should have taken it to your room if you wanted to save it.