Bloody nightshade. You seriously believed all that? That sounds like a fantasy letter to a gent's magazine. Mind, it's not my fault if some bird, or birds, take a notion to fantasise about me.

Sam's probably trying to make Lizzie jealous again. She's always had it better than Lizzie, except Lizzie's had Vaisey forever.

Anyway, don't pay it any mind. You can't really be that interested in my love life.