Well, that's just it, if we go to her early on and talk about it as an enhancement to the programme then it's different from a load of students all pushing against her.

Oh, what if we organised around a theme? Like, celebrating the Headmistress for her years of teaching or something? Isn't it her 50th anniversary as a teacher? I think it is. That's loads of time and really, it ought to be recognised.

I could talk to Professor Vector about it if you like. She's bound to like the idea. Carpenter, too, she positively drools over anything artistic.

And you could get Susan Bones on board; she'll bring the other badgers 'round if you want them.