If I EVER catch you trying to peek at my private mail again, or lurking behind me in an attempt to read my journal over my shoulder, I will LITERALLY HEX YOUR FACE OFF.
THAT'S RIGHT. WHERE YOUR FACE ONCE WAS THERE WILL BE NOTHING BUT A GREAT QUIVERING PALE BLOB UTTERLY ABSENT OF ANY DISTINGUISHABLE FEATURES! YOU WILL BE LIKE A PUDDING WITH LEGS.
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branchandroot
Private message to Astoria Greengrass
Date: 2011-11-15 03:14 am (UTC)THAT'S RIGHT. WHERE YOUR FACE ONCE WAS THERE WILL BE NOTHING BUT A GREAT QUIVERING PALE BLOB UTTERLY ABSENT OF ANY DISTINGUISHABLE FEATURES! YOU WILL BE LIKE A PUDDING WITH LEGS.
I MEAN IT!!